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<title>系统维护中 - 程序员正在拼命</title>
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pizza: '#F4A261',
panic: '#FF2E63',
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<!-- 咖啡渍装饰 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 coffee-stain top-20 left-10 w-24 h-24 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 coffee-stain bottom-20 right-10 w-32 h-32 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 coffee-stain top-1/3 right-1/4 w-16 h-16 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></div>
<!-- 披萨片装饰 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 pizza-slice top-10 right-20 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 pizza-slice bottom-10 left-20 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 container max-w-4xl mx-auto px-4 py-8 md:py-12 bg-white rounded-3xl shadow-2xl relative overflow-hidden border-4 border-dashed border-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<!-- 紧急条幅 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 absolute top-0 left-0 right-0 bg-panic text-white text-center py-2 font-bold wiggle tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-triangle-exclamation mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i> 紧急维护中!程序员已崩溃 <i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-triangle-exclamation ml-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
</div>
<!-- 标志区域 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center mb-8 mt-12 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 inline-flex items-center justify-center w-24 h-24 rounded-full bg-primary/10 mb-4 jump tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-bug text-panic text-5xl tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
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<h1 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-4xl md:text-5xl font-bold mb-2 font-marker text-transparent bg-clip-text bg-gradient-to-r from-panic to-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 typing tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">系统正在抢救中...</span>
</h1>
<p class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xl text-gray-600 max-w-2xl mx-auto tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
我们的程序员正在与代码恶魔搏斗 <i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-hand-fist text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
</p>
</div>
<!-- 维护信息卡片 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-white rounded-2xl border-2 border-primary p-6 md:p-8 mb-8 pulse tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex items-center justify-between mb-6 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<h2 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-2xl md:text-3xl font-bold font-marker text-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-file-circle-exclamation mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
维护实况直播
</h2>
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-panic text-white px-3 py-1 rounded-full text-sm font-bold shake tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-fire mr-1 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i> 代码着火了!
</span>
</div>
<!-- 程序员状态 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 mb-8 bg-yellow-50 p-4 rounded-xl border-2 border-dashed border-debug tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<h3 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xl font-semibold mb-3 flex items-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-user-ninja text-panic mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
<span>程序员当前状态</span>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex flex-wrap gap-4 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex items-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-3 h-3 rounded-full bg-red-500 mr-2 pulse tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></span>
<span>咖啡因水平: <span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold text-coffee tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">危险高</span></span>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex items-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-3 h-3 rounded-full bg-yellow-500 mr-2 pulse tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></span>
<span>压力指数: <span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">爆表</span></span>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex items-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-3 h-3 rounded-full bg-green-500 mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></span>
<span>键盘磨损度: <span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">+37%</span></span>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex items-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-3 h-3 rounded-full bg-blue-500 mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></span>
<span>StackOverflow 标签页: <span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">42个</span></span>
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<!-- 维护进度 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 mb-8 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<h3 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xl font-semibold mb-3 flex items-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-screwdriver-wrench text-primary mr-2 spin tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
<span>维护进度</span>
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<!-- 搞笑进度条 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 mb-4 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex justify-between mb-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-sm font-bold tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">修复进度</span>
<span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-sm font-bold text-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">37% <span class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">(可能更低)</span></span>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-full bg-gray-200 rounded-full h-4 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-gradient-to-r from-primary to-panic h-4 rounded-full relative tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0" style="width: 37%">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 absolute right-0 top-0 h-4 w-4 bg-panic rounded-full shake tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></div>
</div>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs text-gray-500 mt-1 text-right tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">预计完成时间: 当猪会飞的时候</div>
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<!-- 维护步骤 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 grid grid-cols-1 md:grid-cols-3 gap-4 mt-6 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<!-- 第一步 -->
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-12 h-12 rounded-full bg-debug/20 flex items-center justify-center mb-3 spin tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-mug-hot text-coffee tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
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<h4 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold text-gray-800 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">喝咖啡提神</h4>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs font-medium mt-1 text-green-600 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">已完成 (第8杯)</div>
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<!-- 第二步 -->
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-12 h-12 rounded-full bg-debug/20 flex items-center justify-center mb-3 wiggle tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-keyboard text-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
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<h4 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold text-gray-800 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">疯狂敲键盘</h4>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs font-medium mt-1 text-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">进行中 (手已抽筋)</div>
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<!-- 第三步 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex flex-col items-center p-4 bg-yellow-50 rounded-xl border-2 border-debug opacity-50 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 w-12 h-12 rounded-full bg-debug/20 flex items-center justify-center mb-3 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-face-scream text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
</div>
<h4 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 font-bold text-gray-800 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">崩溃尖叫</h4>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs font-medium mt-1 text-gray-500 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">等待中</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<!-- 倒计时区域 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-primary/5 rounded-xl p-6 mb-8 border border-primary/20 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<h3 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xl font-semibold mb-4 text-center font-marker text-primary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-hourglass-end mr-2 float tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
<span>预计恢复时间</span>
</h3>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 grid grid-cols-4 gap-2 md:gap-4 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-white rounded-lg p-3 shadow-md text-2xl md:text-4xl font-bold text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">??</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs md:text-sm text-gray-500 mt-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">天</div>
</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-white rounded-lg p-3 shadow-md text-2xl md:text-4xl font-bold text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">??</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs md:text-sm text-gray-500 mt-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">小时</div>
</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-white rounded-lg p-3 shadow-md text-2xl md:text-4xl font-bold text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">??</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs md:text-sm text-gray-500 mt-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">分钟</div>
</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-white rounded-lg p-3 shadow-md text-2xl md:text-4xl font-bold text-panic tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">??</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs md:text-sm text-gray-500 mt-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">秒</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center mt-4 text-sm text-gray-600 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-circle-info mr-1 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
时间仅供参考,程序员也不知道要多久
</div>
</div>
<!-- 搞笑提示 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 bg-secondary/10 rounded-xl p-6 mb-8 border-2 border-dashed border-secondary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<h3 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xl font-semibold mb-3 flex items-center text-secondary tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-lightbulb mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i>
<span>打发时间小贴士</span>
</h3>
<ul class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 list-disc pl-5 text-gray-700 space-y-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<li>数一数页面上的咖啡渍有几个</li>
<li>尝试模仿程序员抓头发的动作</li>
<li>给自己倒杯咖啡,假装一起debug</li>
<li>刷新页面 (虽然没用,但大家都爱这么干)</li>
<li>思考人生意义 (反正现在也上不了网)</li>
</ul>
</div>
<!-- 联系信息 -->
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-center mt-6 p-4 bg-coffee/5 rounded-xl border border-coffee/20 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<h3 class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-lg font-semibold mb-3 flex items-center justify-center text-coffee tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-heart-crack mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i> 心理支持热线
</h3>
<p class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-gray-600 mb-4 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">如果您因无法上网而感到焦虑...</p>
<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex justify-center gap-4 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<a href="javascript:void(0)" class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 inline-flex items-center justify-center px-4 py-2 bg-primary text-white rounded-lg hover:bg-primary/90 transition-colors duration-300 wiggle tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-praying-hands mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i> 为程序员祈祷
</a>
<a href="javascript:void(0)" class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 inline-flex items-center justify-center px-4 py-2 bg-secondary text-white rounded-lg hover:bg-secondary/90 transition-colors duration-300 jump tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
<i class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 fa-solid fa-pizza-slice mr-2 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0"></i> 送披萨加油
</a>
</div>
</div>
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<!-- 页脚 - 添加了联系方式和网站信息 -->
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<p class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-xs mt-1 tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">免责声明: 没有任何程序员在制作本页面时受到伤害...大概</p>
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<div class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 flex items-start tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0">
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<p class="tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0 text-sm font-bold tuc-2ea177b2-758e23-0" id="popup-message">你知道刷新页面其实没用,对吧?</p>
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</button>
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<script>
// 搞笑弹窗消息列表
const popupMessages = [
"你知道刷新页面其实没用,对吧?",
"别担心,程序员只是去厕所哭了",
"404: 耐心未找到",
"我们的服务器被猫踩了",
"程序员说:'在我机器上能运行啊'",
"正在尝试第47种解决方案...",
"这不是bug,这是特性!",
"我们可能需要更多的咖啡",
"Error: 幽默感加载失败",
"请稍候,正在重启程序员的脑细胞"
];
// 显示随机弹窗
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const message = document.getElementById('popup-message');
// 随机选择一条消息
const randomMessage = popupMessages[Math.floor(Math.random() * popupMessages.length)];
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// 随机位置 (避免总是在右下角)
const positions = ['bottom-4 right-4', 'bottom-4 left-4', 'top-4 right-4', 'top-4 left-4'];
const randomPosition = positions[Math.floor(Math.random() * positions.length)];
// 移除所有位置类
popup.classList.remove('bottom-4', 'right-4', 'left-4', 'top-4');
// 添加随机位置类
randomPosition.split('
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